Saturday, December 11, 2010

Exploding Toilets!

I HAD to blog about this after I read it XD

As per the usual weird incidents that happen in China, this one is a really peculiar one. Apparently, China is now being tormented with exploding toilets besides exploding chairs as well! The incident began in an apartment in China's Zhejiang province, where a woman installed a toilet with an in-seat heater.

Residents of the apartment building reported hearing a loud explosion and saw plumes of black smoke coming from the window of the room in which the toilet was installed. It was reported that the toilet was completely destroyed, with the toilet being split in two, the seat reduced to ashes and even the water tank was charred.

Luckily, no one was using the toilet at the time - I think it wouldn't be a pretty sight. =P In an case the fire department speculated that water leaked into the toilet's electronics and caused a short circuit. This brings into mind one question: Is there ANYTHING in China which doesn't explode??

In any case, there were no pictures of said toilet. So this will do:


PS: I just checked and I noticed I didn't blogged about the exploding chairs incident. My bad. You can hit up the news online if you're interested though XD

Friday, December 10, 2010

HELLO

HI GUYS. i'm bored.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

China asserting it's growing power on the world stage!

As China grows in economic strength, it seems that they are beginning to intimidate nations that go against the way they see things. Their campaign of intimidation against nations daring to acknowledge one of it's own political prisoners as a Nobel Peace Prize winner is in full swing, with China telling Japan to not allow its ambassadors to attend the awards ceremony and warning of "consequences" for European nations who do attend.

The sad thing is that, Japan's foreign minister seemed cowed by the threat, stating that Japan would "resond appropriately" to the demands, avoiding saying whether or not Japan would actually attend the event. This timid reaction has reinforced the impression that Japan's current prime minister regards himself as the governor of a Chinese province, instead of a ruler of a sovereign state.

The reaction from European nations however, is the total opposite. France replied sharply that "Our ambassador attends the award ceremony every year, and this tradition will continue this year. The other nations of Europe have also indicated they intend to attend."

What the outcome will be nobody knows, as China has warned that "we will ensure any nation supporting him will be held accountable."

Responses have been regarding this matter with some of it shown below:

China's at it again!!!


China: "NOME OF YA'LL BETTER GO NEAR THE BASKETBALL COURT I HATE THAT PLACE!"

Japan: "Ya dawg I totally won't go near it I'm just gonna go stand next to it over here thought alright? If I happen to fall in it's totally not my fault"

France: "SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS CHINA YOU AIN'T THE BOSS OF ME!"

Rest of the class: "WHAT FRANCE SAID!"


The French are acting all tough now

But then China will be like "WE DECLARE WAR ON YOU"

Then France will be like "GERMANY HELP US!"


French NEVER surrender... until they actually start pushing troops

Until then they mainly mock from afar

like so - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs (Monty Python)

Sunday, November 7, 2010

And this just in....

Holy shietttttt!!! There was an update! LOL!! good job nat! XD

and..... That's all we have for now folks. Stay tuned for more life-altering news, only on YumCha Central.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

CRAZY COOKIES

Sunday, August 29, 2010

The Big Two 0

I've returned to find this blog as dead as I last left it. Why oh why is this so....

On another note, I just turned 20. I do not feel any wiser, stronger, better in any sort of way. Nor did I encounter any light bulb moment of my life, and epic scene or any new explosive chapter of my life. It was just another second in time, just like any other time.

Birthdays are overrated!

Man I sound bitter. This is so not the case right now as I'm anything but bitter! Life's great in LA and I'm hoping to get visits from any of you guys whenever.

=D

Friday, July 9, 2010

Thursday, July 1, 2010

SlapChop is amazing!

The SlapChop! Ahhh, what a helpful kitchen companion! So helpful in fact, that someone decided to turn the ad on tv into a rap!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Before the Fall of the Eldar

Eldar, once the rulers of known space, but now a race that's slowly dying out. But see, they're cool people! Just take a look at the shot below!


Don't they look cool? They're so cool that they live very very long lives. They have psychic abilities (as seen by the Farseer conjuring up an Eldrich Storm) and have a semi-God. See that dude on fire behind? He's a remnant of Khaine, the God of War in said universe.

There is this excerpt from one of the many books that just portrays this particular race best:

Eldrad is the greatest among us. He is the sun which eclipses the light of our stars. He is Ulthwé and the fate of our kind rests in his hands. His eyes are the keenest, no detail goes unnoticed. Four thousand runes can he cast, guiding our path through torment and war, death and salvation. He is the pathfinder, the seeker, the true guide. Even your race has trembled before his might, though you may not have known it. It was he who guided us to the Ork known as Ghazghkull, and commanded us to steer his path to your world of Armageddon. Ten thousand Eldar lives would have been lost if he had not done so. What sacrifice is a million humans for such a cause?

He knows your affairs better than you do yourself. He warned that weakling seer you call Emperor of the treachery of Horus and the strife which would engulf us, just as it engulfed the rest of the galaxy, but your arrogance deafened you to his words. Your stupidity almost destroyed the galaxy, yet you never knew how close the forces of light were to our ultimate defeat. He saw the Great Devourer and warned our kin on Iyanden, even before they had neared our galaxy.

To him all futures are laid out, just as your crude implements of torture are laid out on the cold metal of that shelf. You say we are random and capricious, we say you are vulgar and idiotic. Some of you call us your enemies. All races are our enemy in time. Some of you call us your allies. You are not allies, any more than a butcher’s knife is his ally. You are tools, nothing more. To be used and expended to protect our race, that is your fate.

Your kind think you are so magnificent, yet even now, at the nadir of our power, we can manipulate you, turn you to our ends, as easily as you might pull a trigger and fire a gun. Our time will come again, Eldrad has promised us. Once more you upstart Mon-keigh [subject spits] shall kneel before our power! This time we will not be so lenient! We will exterminate you, every world, every vessel, every one of you! Eldrad has seen the stars stained red with your blood, and it pleases him!

You think us weak, but we will be your doom, children of Earth.



Cool no?? Sadly said farseer Eldrad died in some war some time back. Just to further explain on why it's actually OKAY for a million humans to die to save ten thousand Eldar lives, is due tot eh fact that in this universe of theirs, humans occupy planets from one end to the other. There are trillions of planets fully inhabited by humans. The Eldar race on the other hand, are so few in number it's like trying to compare one pebble against the number of sand in the world. Even then this comparison isn't fair. Moving on, other sayings from Eldrad himself include:

"What do humans know of our pain? We have sung songs of lament since before your ancestors crawled on their bellies from the sea."

"Even the stars themselves once lived and died at our command, and yet you still oppose our will?"


Okay I'm just bored and have nothing to do so this post shall suffice as an "update".

Saturday, June 19, 2010

MMO kills


MMO games have been the death of many people since its inception many years ago. A woman in Taiwan was the latest collateral damage. Her son was so engrossed playing his game that he didn't notice his mother falling and dying. The worst part? She was in the same room as he was in!

With a proximity of 5 meters from him, you'd think he'd notice when his mum suddenly fell, hit her head on the furniture, and collapsed on the floor. Sadly, the boy claimed that his mum has been at times, sleeping on the floor due to the effects of the sedatives she was taking for her mental illness. If so, another question comes to mind, what about the sound made when his mother hit her head on the furniture during the fall?? His answer was that he thought it was the sound of his mother rolling in her sleep.

YEA RIGHT. Fail son is Fail. Perhaps now he would finally stop playing the game and pay attention to his surroundings more.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Something More Lyrics

It's currently one of the songs on the sidebar (Blogpod). 3rd song since one of it ain't working no more. Either way, good lyrics! I'm bored and I think the lyrics were simple enough. If wrong tell me XD


I lie awake again
My body's feeling paralyzed
I can't remember when
I didn't live through this disguise
The words you said to me
They couldn't set me free
I'm stuck here in this life I didn't ask for

There must be something more
Do we know what we're fighting for
Breathe in, breathe out
Breathe in, breathe out
And all these masks we wore
We never knew what we had in store
Breathe in, breathe out
Breathe in, breathe out

The storm is rolling in
The thunder is loud it hurts my ears
I'm paying for my sins
And it's gonna rain for years and years
I fooled everyone
And now what will I become
I have to start this over
I have to start this over

There must be something more
Do we know what we're fighting for
Breathe in, breathe out
Breathe in, breathe out
And all these masks we wore
We never knew what we had in store
Breathe in, breathe out
Breathe in, breathe out

I fooled everyone
Now what will I become
I have to start this over
I have to start this over

There must be something more
Do we know what we're fighting for
Breathe in, breathe out
Breathe in, breathe out
And all these masks we wore
We never knew what we had in store
Breathe in, breathe out
Breathe in, breathe out

There must be something more
Breathe in, breathe out
Breathe in, breathe out
There must be something more


Monday, June 14, 2010

LOL

Thanks, Jason.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Semi-major overhaul

As you can see, the blog isn't exactly as the same as it was a few days before! Note the new layout, background, playlist, font and whatever else I tampered with. TADAAAAA! Hope this pumps in some much needed vitality into this sad dying blog.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Gamer Rage


Cute little kitty! =D

As per title, it has been reported that a man smashed a kitten that interrupted him when he was gaming. Said kitten apparently disconnected his console while he was playing, thus enraging him.

Police were called to a 21 year old man's apartment after receiving a report that was made by his girlfriend stating that he had thrown her kitten against the wall, killing it in front of her kids. The man has been charged with animal cruelty and disorderly conduct.

Sadly, which game console was the cause for the nerd rage was not left known to the public. In addition, the cute kitten in the picture above is NOT the kitten involved in this incident.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

FEAR at its best

Hello hello!! Guess what I've been up to?! Playing F.E.A.R.! For the sake of things, F.E.A.R. is basically about this team the US government formed, to fight the supernatural, so to speak. FEAR stands for First Encounter Assault Recon. OR Fuck Everything And Run. The latter comes from gamers who have played the game before.

Anyhow, since it is a game about the supernatural, you'd expect something out of the ordinary to happen yes? That happens in this game, where besides the usual firefight, and the dark halls, and long gloomy corridors, and things moving without anything else touching them, and rooms splattered with blood, and half eaten skeletons, there is this one small little girl in a red dress that reduces special ops teams to their bones by turning their flesh to blood in an extremely painful process @_@



Said girl, is Alma and she just happens to be your character's mum in the first game. Say what?!? Go play the game to find out yourself. Or be a wank and google the story out.



Piff. Cowards!!

Anyhow, am in the process of getting FEAR 2 as I am typing this out and waiting for F3AR to be released later this year. Jeng3. Will it never end??




I must say however that this game beats all the other horror games out there right now. Why?? See in games like Doom and Deep Space, you're fighting aliens!! Things that die when you shoot them. So you get a big-freaking gun and start mowing them down later on, no problem. But in FEAR, YOU CAN'T KILL HER GAHHHHH. and she comes and goes like they do in those japanese films!




You may compare with other games that have ghosts in them like Silent Hill, but none of them takes the approach that FEAR does. The horror in the game never feels overused to the point you get used to them like in Deep Space. After the first two hours you come to expect something popping out of the corner and it does! In FEAR, sometimes you get an unknown origin, but nothing happens at all! GAH!!!

So to conclude, pick this game up when you have the time and immerse yourself with a game that has a wonderful storyline and a great way to reallyl get high blood pressure =D

Saturday, May 15, 2010

abandoneddddd

i haz abandoned the blog D=
poor thing.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Humour Me

Hey people! So! Update time, I think.

1. Brandon coming home soon.
2. Wern Pheng coming home soon. I think.
3. Glee starts on StarWorld this 12th May.
4. Nat is bored.
5. Nat wants to know WHAT SCANDAL BRANDON IS INVOLVED IN!! As announced by Mun Li on the tagboard over there in the sidebar.

Anyway, time for a dose of good humour!


You may all click to enlarge.


YEAAAAAHHH!! By the by, I am not fond of CSI: Miami's Horatio Caine. I mean, the number of times he takes off and puts on his sunglasses is insane. The way he manages to not poke himself in the eyes while taking off and putting on aforesaid sunnies is also absurd. He also stands real funny, like a strange version of the air-lean.

Hmm.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Yeah yeah lets DO something!
Like go Genting or Sunway Lagoon (or both)! XD Who's up for it?

On another note, Melbourne weather is weird. It was cold (below 17's) last week and now it's in 25's. I miss the cold! =[

Thursday, April 15, 2010

:D

Home is where the heart is.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Wah. Backness.

So many people coming home? Whee!

I'm still here lah, guys. If I get into Singaporean uni, paling awal also 1 August start. Is sad.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

I'll be back from May 13th to August 18th too! Who's free? =P

Saturday, April 10, 2010

yay! go kenny! XDD
he is pro (like me)

Oh more news, i'm coming back in winter this time :D i'll be back for a month. who's gonna be free? :P

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

ZOMG

You know our little piece about a doggy named Dawg, the one that Brandon so (un)helpfully finished off (sort of)?

Well, Kay's brother Kenny grabbed the idea and wrote the entire piece himself.

He now has a two-piece submission for this year's Gemala.

Evil Kenny.

Monday, March 22, 2010

CS STABBING!

I just HAD to blog about this when I read about it. xD

Story thanks to Sankaku:

A gamer accused of cheating in a net café game of CounterStrike narrowly escaped death after irate players skewered his head on a knife.

The incident began in a net cafe in China’s northern province of Jilin, when a group of youths apparently noticed a 17-year-old boy they had been playing CounterStrike with had been cheating by using a “wallhack” to allow himself to see through walls.

An argument began and a fight broke out outside the café. During the fight the cheater had a 30cm knife thrust into his left temple, with the blade only being stopped by the other side of his skull.

His assailants fled the scene after inflicting this injury, and he was quickly taken to hospital in an ambulance, still remaining conscious. Doctors decided to operate immediately.

Doctors explain the blade narrowly avoided major arteries, avoiding a devastating haemorrhage, and failed to impair his motor control despite passing through areas of the brain associated with such.

They were able to carefully extract the blade after opening his skull in an operation lasting some 10 hours, but noted that the knife was rusty – he has been placed under observation in case fragments of rust left inside his brain cause complications.

The net café in question was apparently popular with local youths as it did not require ID – government fear mongering about gaming culture has seen a variety of draconian restrictions placed on net cafés, so the café may be facing some unwelcome attention from the authorities.





.............

Among the comments made to this (very hilarious):

Holy fuck! Those are serious gamers.

The guys who fled should have kept the knife, it would have made them run faster.

i'm surprised a doctor or nurse took this picture WHILE on the operating Table xD

Wow, hes obviously used to using 'Power Overwhelming'. How do you not die from like 8 inches of steel in your head??



.............

=D




Sunday, March 21, 2010

Demand With Me

Help me bring David Cook to Kuala Lumpur.
Because by helping me, you help yourself.

Demand David Cook in Wilayah Persekutuan Kuala Lumpur!
David Cook in Wilayah Persekutuan Kuala Lumpur - Learn more about this Eventful Demand


Demand it. You KNOW you MUST.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

but... but suddenly no.


.... LOL

Friday, March 19, 2010

He would dive down the Grand Canyon so he can finally end his miserable existence. But suddenly...

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Game

Let's play a game.

It's called type some crap here but make sure you continue the story.

Got it? OK OK. Here we go.




One a-pong a time, there was a little doggy named Dawg. Dawg lived in a rut. He wasn't too happy with his life so one day he decided that enough was enough. He would...

Monday, February 22, 2010

Bah

BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

A Comeback!

arlo. long time no see. fun read. byebye =D



The Dictionary of what hi-tech salespeople say and what they mean by it.

New: Different color from previous design.

All new: Parts not interchangable with previous design.

Unmatched: Almost as good as the competition.

Designed simplicity: Manufacturer’s cost cut to the bone.

Foolproof operation: No provision for adjustments.

Advanced design: The advertising agency doesn’t understand it.

Field-tested: Manufacturer lacks test equipment.

High accuracy: Unit on which all parts fit.

Direct sales only: Factory had big argument with distributor.

Years of development: We finally got one that works.

Revolutionary: It’s different from our competitors.

Breakthrough: We finally figured out a way to sell it.

Improved: Didn’t work the first time.

Futuristic: No other reason why it looks the way it does.

Distinctive: A different shape and color than the others.

Re-designed: Previous faults corrected, we hope.

Hand-crafted: Assembly machines operated without gloves on.

Performance proven: Will operate through the warranty period.

Meets all standards: Ours, not yours.

Broadcast quality: Gives a picture and produces noise.

High reliability: We made it work long enough to ship it.

SMPTE bus compatible: When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound.

New generation: Old design failed, maybe this one will work.

MIL-SPEC components: We got a good deal at a government auction.

Customer service across the country: You can return it from most airports.

Unprecedented performance: Nothing we ever had before worked this way.

Built to precision tolerances: We finally got it to fit together.

Microprocessor controlled: Does things we can’t explain.

Latest aerospace technology: One of our techs was laid off by Boeing.

Monday, January 25, 2010

@Nat

Apa barang?
Hey this weekend la. Saturday (crap you have wushu dont you).
Anyways, in the rare occasion that you DONT have wushu, wanna go ice skating? :D :D I'll be going with my IH friends at about 11.

KAY LI!

BILA MAU COLLECT BARANG??

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Hates?

Oh, are we hating things now? Whee~

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE...PEOPLE WITH BAD GRAMMAR!!!!

@%@^#$@$&*%*#^#$%^@#%^!#^!^!&(&)&*&$^!%!^!#$gv#^&b$&#^!$#^!&$!!!!!!!!

Saturday, January 9, 2010

=@

I HATE PUBLIC GAMES!! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

@@()&#)!@^C$(!@*) TY!@&()$^!Y $R@(@* EUQ@)

Thursday, January 7, 2010

WHAT?

So cute!!! Anyway...the cat is cute too, Jason. Not insulting.




Wednesday, January 6, 2010

T3H Android!


See! Isn't it cute!!! =D


With the Android, it looks like Google has finally developed the iPhone killer. According to a recent research, the percentage of respondents planning to buy an Android powered device soared from 6% to 21% in the past 3 months (September to December 2009), closing in on the iPhone who dominates the mobile OS preference with 28%. The study also shows that the demand has surpassed Blackberry RIM OS in such a short period of time. The cause of such dramatic change is because ever since the launch of the Motorola Droid in November 2009, the respondents who plan to buy a Motorola smartphone in the next 90 days climbed from 1% to 13% within the same period of time.


And bar charts do not lie =D



PS: WTH nat -.-' you insult the Worms.

HEY JASON LOOK!

Monday, January 4, 2010

Hungry

Nat is very hungry right now.

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