Demand With Me

Help me bring David Cook to Kuala Lumpur.

Because by helping me, you help yourself.

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Demand it. You KNOW you MUST.

but... but suddenly no.


.... LOL

He would dive down the Grand Canyon so he can finally end his miserable existence. But suddenly...

Game

Let's play a game.

It's called type some crap here but make sure you continue the story.

Got it? OK OK. Here we go.

One a-pong a time, there was a little doggy named Dawg. Dawg lived in a rut. He wasn't too happy with his life so one day he decided that enough was enough. He would...

Bah

BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

A Comeback!

arlo. long time no see. fun read. byebye =D

The Dictionary of what hi-tech salespeople say and what they mean by it.

New: Different color from previous design.

All new: Parts not interchangable with previous design.

Unmatched: Almost as good as the competition.

Designed simplicity: Manufacturer’s cost cut to the bone.

Foolproof operation: No provision for adjustments.

Advanced design: The advertising agency doesn’t understand it.

Field-tested: Manufacturer lacks test equipment.

High accuracy: Unit on which all parts fit.

Direct sales only: Factory had big argument with distributor.

Years of development: We finally got one that works.

Revolutionary: It’s different from our competitors.

Breakthrough: We finally figured out a way to sell it.

Improved: Didn’t work the first time.

Futuristic: No other reason why it looks the way it does.

Distinctive: A different shape and color than the others.

Re-designed: Previous faults corrected, we hope.

Hand-crafted: Assembly machines operated without gloves on.

Performance proven: Will operate through the warranty period.

Meets all standards: Ours, not yours.

Broadcast quality: Gives a picture and produces noise.

High reliability: We made it work long enough to ship it.

SMPTE bus compatible: When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound.

New generation: Old design failed, maybe this one will work.

MIL-SPEC components: We got a good deal at a government auction.

Customer service across the country: You can return it from most airports.

Unprecedented performance: Nothing we ever had before worked this way.

Built to precision tolerances: We finally got it to fit together.

Microprocessor controlled: Does things we can’t explain.

Latest aerospace technology: One of our techs was laid off by Boeing.

@Nat

Apa barang?
Hey this weekend la. Saturday (crap you have wushu dont you).
Anyways, in the rare occasion that you DONT have wushu, wanna go ice skating? :D :D I'll be going with my IH friends at about 11.

KAY LI!

BILA MAU COLLECT BARANG??

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Oh, are we hating things now? Whee~

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