HOLLA

Hope everyone had a good New Year!

Don't fall asleep in class this sem, guys and girls!

oh WOW the blog has music now? and a new template? looks nice! ok my bad i have not visited yumcha for like months now! time is just slipping through my fingers like grains of sand! so much to do so little time?

sigh where do i begin? well i'm back in subang and no one is around except for mun li @@ you US boys and INDO boy and SG girl better come back quick before I have to go looking for you! >=D

Exploding Toilets!

I HAD to blog about this after I read it XD

As per the usual weird incidents that happen in China, this one is a really peculiar one. Apparently, China is now being tormented with exploding toilets besides exploding chairs as well! The incident began in an apartment in China's Zhejiang province, where a woman installed a toilet with an in-seat heater.

Residents of the apartment building reported hearing a loud explosion and saw plumes of black smoke coming from the window of the room in which the toilet was installed. It was reported that the toilet was completely destroyed, with the toilet being split in two, the seat reduced to ashes and even the water tank was charred.

Luckily, no one was using the toilet at the time - I think it wouldn't be a pretty sight. =P In an case the fire department speculated that water leaked into the toilet's electronics and caused a short circuit. This brings into mind one question: Is there ANYTHING in China which doesn't explode??

In any case, there were no pictures of said toilet. So this will do:


PS: I just checked and I noticed I didn't blogged about the exploding chairs incident. My bad. You can hit up the news online if you're interested though XD

HELLO

HI GUYS. i'm bored.

China asserting it's growing power on the world stage!

As China grows in economic strength, it seems that they are beginning to intimidate nations that go against the way they see things. Their campaign of intimidation against nations daring to acknowledge one of it's own political prisoners as a Nobel Peace Prize winner is in full swing, with China telling Japan to not allow its ambassadors to attend the awards ceremony and warning of "consequences" for European nations who do attend.

The sad thing is that, Japan's foreign minister seemed cowed by the threat, stating that Japan would "resond appropriately" to the demands, avoiding saying whether or not Japan would actually attend the event. This timid reaction has reinforced the impression that Japan's current prime minister regards himself as the governor of a Chinese province, instead of a ruler of a sovereign state.

The reaction from European nations however, is the total opposite. France replied sharply that "Our ambassador attends the award ceremony every year, and this tradition will continue this year. The other nations of Europe have also indicated they intend to attend."

What the outcome will be nobody knows, as China has warned that "we will ensure any nation supporting him will be held accountable."

Responses have been regarding this matter with some of it shown below:

China's at it again!!!

China: "NOME OF YA'LL BETTER GO NEAR THE BASKETBALL COURT I HATE THAT PLACE!"

Japan: "Ya dawg I totally won't go near it I'm just gonna go stand next to it over here thought alright? If I happen to fall in it's totally not my fault"

France: "SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS CHINA YOU AIN'T THE BOSS OF ME!"

Rest of the class: "WHAT FRANCE SAID!"

The French are acting all tough now

But then China will be like "WE DECLARE WAR ON YOU"

Then France will be like "GERMANY HELP US!"

French NEVER surrender... until they actually start pushing troops

Until then they mainly mock from afar

like so - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs (Monty Python)

And this just in....

Holy shietttttt!!! There was an update! LOL!! good job nat! XD

and..... That's all we have for now folks. Stay tuned for more life-altering news, only on YumCha Central.

CRAZY COOKIES

The Big Two 0

I've returned to find this blog as dead as I last left it. Why oh why is this so....

On another note, I just turned 20. I do not feel any wiser, stronger, better in any sort of way. Nor did I encounter any light bulb moment of my life, and epic scene or any new explosive chapter of my life. It was just another second in time, just like any other time.

Birthdays are overrated!

Man I sound bitter. This is so not the case right now as I'm anything but bitter! Life's great in LA and I'm hoping to get visits from any of you guys whenever.

=D

Thanks, Guys

SlapChop is amazing!

The SlapChop! Ahhh, what a helpful kitchen companion! So helpful in fact, that someone decided to turn the ad on tv into a rap!