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A Comeback!

arlo. long time no see. fun read. byebye =D

The Dictionary of what hi-tech salespeople say and what they mean by it.

New: Different color from previous design.

All new: Parts not interchangable with previous design.

Unmatched: Almost as good as the competition.

Designed simplicity: Manufacturer’s cost cut to the bone.

Foolproof operation: No provision for adjustments.

Advanced design: The advertising agency doesn’t understand it.

Field-tested: Manufacturer lacks test equipment.

High accuracy: Unit on which all parts fit.

Direct sales only: Factory had big argument with distributor.

Years of development: We finally got one that works.

Revolutionary: It’s different from our competitors.

Breakthrough: We finally figured out a way to sell it.

Improved: Didn’t work the first time.

Futuristic: No other reason why it looks the way it does.

Distinctive: A different shape and color than the others.

Re-designed: Previous faults corrected, we hope.

Hand-crafted: Assembly machines operated without gloves on.

Performance proven: Will operate through the warranty period.

Meets all standards: Ours, not yours.

Broadcast quality: Gives a picture and produces noise.

High reliability: We made it work long enough to ship it.

SMPTE bus compatible: When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound.

New generation: Old design failed, maybe this one will work.

MIL-SPEC components: We got a good deal at a government auction.

Customer service across the country: You can return it from most airports.

Unprecedented performance: Nothing we ever had before worked this way.

Built to precision tolerances: We finally got it to fit together.

Microprocessor controlled: Does things we can’t explain.

Latest aerospace technology: One of our techs was laid off by Boeing.

@Nat

Apa barang?
Hey this weekend la. Saturday (crap you have wushu dont you).
Anyways, in the rare occasion that you DONT have wushu, wanna go ice skating? :D :D I'll be going with my IH friends at about 11.

KAY LI!

BILA MAU COLLECT BARANG??

Hates?

Oh, are we hating things now? Whee~

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE...PEOPLE WITH BAD GRAMMAR!!!!

@%@^#$@$&*%*#^#$%^@#%^!#^!^!&(&)&*&$^!%!^!#$gv#^&b$&#^!$#^!&$!!!!!!!!

=@

I HATE PUBLIC GAMES!! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

@@()&#)!@^C$(!@*) TY!@&()$^!Y $R@(@* EUQ@)

WHAT?

So cute!!! Anyway...the cat is cute too, Jason. Not insulting.

T3H Android!

See! Isn't it cute!!! =D

With the Android, it looks like Google has finally developed the iPhone killer. According to a recent research, the percentage of respondents planning to buy an Android powered device soared from 6% to 21% in the past 3 months (September to December 2009), closing in on the iPhone who dominates the mobile OS preference with 28%. The study also shows that the demand has surpassed Blackberry RIM OS in such a short period of time. The cause of such dramatic change is because ever since the launch of the Motorola Droid in November 2009, the respondents who plan to buy a Motorola smartphone in the next 90 days climbed from 1% to 13% within the same period of time.

And bar charts do not lie =D

PS: WTH nat -.-' you insult the Worms.

HEY JASON LOOK!

Hungry

Nat is very hungry right now.